as i was leaving price chopper, i stopped at the various gumball dispensers to get a watermelon gumball bc i really like how that one tastes. i had just gotten paid and i finally had quarters so i was very happy. to my dismay, somebody had put a nickel in the watermelon dispenser quarter slot, which cannot be cleared of anything that is not exactly a quarter. knowing there was no way i could...
just got out of work! ^____________^ freedommmbucket
“The abstract reads: To see whether estrus was really “lost” during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by professional lap dancers working in gentlemen’s clubs. Eighteen dancers recorded their menstrual periods, work shifts, and tip earnings for 60 days on a study web site. A mixed-model analysis of 296 work...
giant fetishes have spawned the most absurd sims/cgi youtube videos that i have ever seen (but awesome bc of the absurdity?). they may be my next obsession in a wtf-am-i-looking-at way.
i wish that somebody had the same optical prescription as me so that we could share glasses. my eyeglass wardrobe would double. this is such a good idea, where is my optical twin? @_@ i’m going to make a phone ap for this. grindr4glasses or something and make so much money. haha, not.
“What if one day you twerked so hard that you ended up going into someone’s body and the only way you leave their body is by teaching them how to master twerking and then you go to another body and it’s like quantum leap except with twerking, Quantum Twerk.” this is something that somebody asked somebody anonymously on tumblr and it is the most amazing thing i’ve read in my...
although i could look at pictures of melissa shoes all night, i should probably go to sleep. drinking caffeinated drinks puts my online window shopping into overdrive.
wouldn’t it be so practical for a store to exist that sold exclusively lace clothing? like, right now i’m looking for a lace mint green long-sleeved top and think how many other times i’ve been looking for lace something or other…..the store would sell, say, a regular lace shirt but in 20 different colors. or just generic wardrobe staples like tank tops, vests, dresses,...
how did my yard sale go, by the way? amazing! i made one dollar! i’m going to try to merge with a friend’s yard sale next week and try again. i did terrible advertising/preparation for it and had it in one of the worst neighborhoods in town. i had it on the same street where 3 people got shot last summer. i couldn’t have it outside my apartment building because that’s not...
looking up how to become a california state resident and how to get a state job there and suddenly getting cold feet and never wanting to leave my new york cocoon. @_@ my dark, miserable, constant bad weather new york cocoon.
I want to modify him so that his ribcage grows on the outside of his body and he needs iv drips and a breathing machine always to survive. i think this is a cool modification to the human physique. not many people will “get” it, it’s very avant garde.
Im going to genetically modify my kid bc yolo
i just watched jane campion’s the piano today. i wonder if the girl’s muteness is a metaphor for how this was a dumb (waka waka) movie. it wasn’t a terrible movie, or poorly done, it was actually good/pretty okay, but it was seriously unintentionally stupid and goofy. so i tried to google “the piano dumb movie” to see if it got any really basic hater reviews like...
ice man (the neighborhood crackhead) walks into the furnace and says in rapid succession, “[to me] you beautiful, honey. you got a dollar? [to tim] yo, let me see what you working with [starts undoing his own pants.] it smells like you cookin’ food. no thanks, i don’t want any. [goes to use the toilet]” oh, ice man…..
i’m eating expired chocolate with red chili flavor. yea, boi! ugh, this stuff is gross, why would anybody ever want to make chili-flavored chocolate? it’s not even mine. i really wanted chocolate and found it in my house (at the old apartment, currently in the process of moving into studio). i’m complaining about eating somebody else’s expired gross chocolate, i love it.
i pooped with the bathroom door open as my first order of business in my new studio apartment. freedom!
yaaaaay, today i got the keys to my new studio apartment! i am so. happy.
riff raff driving in his car and singing to songs http://seenive.com/v/929128024421572608 http://seenive.com/v/929128135167979520 he is so ridiculous and awesome http://seenive.com/v/929621655901315072 i’m literally watching every video on his vine.
my friend linked me to riff raff’s vine and it’s the greatest thing ever. http://seenive.com/u/925555870136410112 http://seenive.com/v/935786687617978368#.UXSu_Z2paRZ http://seenive.com/v/935802560420405248#.UXSvDJ2paRY
ooh! ooh! sober social activity idea: bowling!!