November 2011
35 posts
October 2011
116 posts
even if i wanted to date, i feel like i have nothing to offer. i have no interests, creative output, or anything else.
If anybody went in my room and looked inside my trashcan right now they would find it half-filled with vomit with a syringe floating on top and totally get the wrong idea.
I have the word “quiet” written in two different ways on my left hand because I was too stoned/high to rememeber how to spell it correctly.
quiet queit written parallel in lime green permanent mark on my left hand.
suh-weet.
“Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girl is probably the clearest example of...”
– 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving | Cracked.com (via moonbrains)
I think there’s something wrong with me because I cannot be in a room in my house if I don’t like the lighting, so I move my pink-tinted dorm snake lamp into every room I occupy.
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
i’m going to bed now but the challange for when i wake up is
who has a printer
where the fuck do i get money
how am i getting to work
i have. no. money.
“Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child...”
– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via oh-phelia)
