September 2011
108 posts
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Marhaus: Do you like spicy beer? Me: Uh, yeah, I guess. I’ll try it. [sip] UGH yuck what IS this, ugh, Marhaus did you make this yourself or something? Marhaus: Yes. Me: Oh yeah, it’s from your beer brewery hops thing you’ve been working on, eck, ugh…. …..and yet I couldn’t stop drinking it! Further testimony that I love things that taste awkward, except...
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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I wonder if having a job is like doing heroin at all.  The first job I ever had in my life was the best job I ever had and now I wonder if I’m going to spend the rest of my life chasing that dragon. My current job is like heroin that got cut with dirt that came out from under a cardboard box that was slept on by a schizophrenic homeless man.  I want out so bad. I walked into every bar on...
Sep 29th
Life is like school again except now you have the creepy drug dealer guy who shows up at every event fucked up out of his mind and tries to sell you shit that you don’t want for insane prices and says that some random chick you don’t even know is making up lies that that you shoot up needles into your neck then he wonders why you don’t like him. Seriously, get lost. ...
Sep 27th
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apparently, i don’t work 9 to 5pm tomorrow either, i just can’t read my monthly planner correctly. good stuff.
Sep 27th
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being at work reminds me why i dropped out of college. i just can’t take it anymore. i don’t want to see anybody’s faces. this isn’t what i want to be doing and some people are so rude and complain about each *each* phonecall that comes in. that’s 35 calls an hour minimum, that means that i get to hear people complain about something dumb 280 times per shift at...
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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i thought it was tuesday so i showed up to work at 9am but turns out it is monday and i dont have to be there until 3pm. TA-DA! 3 dollars wasted bus money. i will take this opportunity to go look for a job that doesnt make me want to kill myself.
Sep 26th
Sep 24th
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“Do not tell everyone your story. You will only end up feeling more rejected....”
– Henri J. M. Nouwen (via nuper)
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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“Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. I’m not...”
– Rumi (via moonbrains)
Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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i didn’t go to work all last week because i didn’t feel like it and i did nothing with my spare time.  today’s gonna be my first day back at work. ugh. work. die.
Sep 18th
Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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best/most unnecessary disclaimer ever: Me, “Hey Jessica, do you know Magneto, from X-Men?” Jessica, “Yeah. [pause] Not personally, but yeah I know who he is.”
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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…just listening to Real McCoy’s Run Away because they are such a great ’90s band.
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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