Yesterday, I got told by Wesley that my doorbell sounds like rattlesnakes dying.
too much kony for one hand
10-64: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/my-photography …..this is…the best tag ever. i will never be unhappy again.
“my tab of acid fell off my tongue and into the lake so i went looking for it, dude, then i found it, picked it up off the lake and went nyah [sound effect for putting it back on tongue]. there were so many salamanders, dude! i dove down and grabbed a handful and then i found that one of them had a parasite on it—a leech on it, dude—so i picked the leech off the salamander and...
Last night was 4/20, cover the night to spread awareness of Kony in effort to stop the war in Africa. My school Invisible Children’s club organized to participate in Cover the Night, expect during the day. Instead of just posting posters everywhere, we walked down major streets holding up posters and got an amazing amount of feed back from our community. Of course we got a small number of...
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kony+2012 i can’t stop reading posts under this tag. i saw a Kony2012 sticker on the bike rack outside of Bro’s Tacos today. whoever put it there deserves a medal for the way he/she changed the world and my overall bike parking experience.
Kids smoke pot instead of participate in Kony 2012... →
vvasteoftime: are they going to change their name to kony 2013 next year
If you are an actor and your Facebook profile picture is a headshot, then you are seriously lame. If you are a model and your profile picture is a picture of you modeling, then you are seriously lame.
classy sneak peak
gus guts’ “sexy okcupid picture”
“The first time I met you, you walked up to me and said, ‘I just saw a girl get her boobs ripped out of her shirt and punched in the face’ and I fell in love with you and wanted to hang out but I guess we’re not friends anymore.” something that was actually said to me today.
yesterday on madison by south pearl street, i heard a middle-aged white guy pronounce Tupac like “too-pack.”
“Yeah, my boyfriend said he ran into you. He refers to you as ‘that russian chick…Zelda or something.’ For some reason, whenever he’s drunk he thinks your name is Zelda.” hahaha, this is the best thing that anybody has ever said about me.
howe is the internet so sensiteev to my job sirch needz? it always knowz exaktlee wut i am looking four! apparently this is how happy people that use nuclear energy are. i don’t even get that happy when i find a yogurt that i really like. this advertisement is a LIE. this looks more like an advertisement for a midwestern polygamous cult.
brofight outside my house. girl, to guy— “she’s beautiful. i’m beautiful. we’re both beautiful! guys are going to look at us. if you can’t handle that then this isn’t going to work!” you tell ‘em!
he’s wearing a girl’s necklace energy crystal thing………
Fountains of Wayne is playing Tulip Fest this year!!!!!!! yeah booooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii