Last night i dreamt about flat screen tvs and that i got a flat screen tattoo on my stomach and i thought it was awesome until somebody told me that it just looked like a rectangle. i didn’t give enough blowjobs in my life so i’m going to come back as a ghost. every erection you get is because of a ghost. i got a sociology masters degree so that i could scientifically analyze the...
Does Dennis Rodman Still Play Basketball and Other Mysteries
Pleasures shoes. when other people put on girltalk i really like it, but when i put it on myself, i don’t “get” it. how does that work? and how is it that if someone you like listens to something you hate, you start actually liking it? i changed my name to kate winslet so that more people would come to my shows. I haven’t had to think about kreayshawn for 7 days, beautiful....
the show i went to on thursday was so good. i’m just going to post youtube videos now of my favorites. a lot of the people who performed have ties to das racist which is interesting, they all guest star on each others’ tracks.
i was so drunk that i thought it’d be really funny to pretend that i was drunk in every picture taken of me. definitely not pointless/nonsensical or anything. while making this post, i opened a piece of mail from the department of state informing me that i didn’t get the job that i interview for earlier this month. losers, i already know this! this is the second letter they...
i’m watching a zombie parkour movie. edit: oh my god, this is terrible.
there was so much cotton floating in the air tonight, it was romantic. there was a box of naked barbies that was curbed and i took three. tim said, “that’s creepy.” that’s okay.
pretty much none of my friends wanted to go swimming today so i went swimming with two juggalo hitchhikers from florida.
i wear my sunglasses on top of my other sunglasses at night.
excited for tulip fest next week!!! gaaaaaa :3
i want a beer but i don’t want to be drinking alcohol all the time.