the rawest police chase of 2013
(Source: morgmir, via magical-beep-frog)
I’m working on a comic in Gmail. That means pressing the space bar and changing background colors. occasionally underlining.
When it’s finished I’ll email it out which amounts to giving original art! Watch this space.
To anyone who’s unfamiliar with this kind of thing, this is how we made all our graphics for AOL zines back in the day/the reason why kids who were really really into AOL grew up to be web 1.0 revival designers and ~net artists~ This guy is keeping it really real.
just got out of work! ^____________^
“The abstract reads: To see whether estrus was really “lost” during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by professional lap dancers working in gentlemen’s clubs. Eighteen dancers recorded their menstrual periods, work shifts, and tip earnings for 60 days on a study web site. A mixed-model analysis of 296 work shifts (representing about 5,300 lap dances) showed an interaction between cycle phase and hormonal contraception use. Normally cycling participants earned about US$335 per 5-hour shift during estrus, US$260 per shift during the luteal phase, and US$185 per shift during menstruation. By contrast, participants using contraceptive pills showed no estrous earnings peak. These results constitute the first direct economic evidence for the existence and importance of estrus in contemporary human females, in a real-world work setting. These results have clear implications for human evolution, sexuality, and economics.”
it’s from wikipedia regarding estrous cycles. after reading about melatonin’s effect on mammals i tried googling if humans were long-day breeders or short-day breeders and ran into here. how did this study ever fly?
this is an internet k-hole i didn’t think that i would run into simply by reading about melatonin.
giant fetishes have spawned the most absurd sims/cgi youtube videos that i have ever seen (but awesome bc of the absurdity?).
they may be my next obsession in a wtf-am-i-looking-at way.
i’m going to make a phone ap for this. grindr4glasses or something and make so much money. haha, not.
although i could look at pictures of melissa shoes all night, i should probably go to sleep. drinking caffeinated drinks puts my online window shopping into overdrive.